Girl, Put Your Records On

So my newest obsession is that I've decided I absolutely have to get a record player. Like, yesterday. Why you ask? Oh, there are many reasons:
1. I'll instantly be a cooler and better person (obvie).
2. I happen to love old shit.
3. Music sounds better on vinyl.
4. Records are just awesome (tactile, sizable, better/original album art).
5. I'm a collector at heart so the possibility of having a new thing to collect makes my heart sing. 6. I'll get to dig around old record stores/scour ebay (!!).
7. I'll have a chance to start appreciating albums in their entirety instead of just single songs here and there.

Here are some affordable-ish options. Do you have a record player?

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