I actually don't eat that much chinese food (more of a thai girl) which is a shame because fortune cookies are one of life's great joys. I mean the cookies are fine, passable. But the real excitement comes from reading that little piece of paper and seeing what wisdom the fortune cookie gods have bestowed one you. Here's a wee smattering of fortunes for us to enjoy. And btw, do you play the "in bed" game? Where you add "in bed" to end of your fortune? I find it a little cheesy. "You are heading for a land of sunshine in bed..." "In a gentle way you can shake the world in bed..." Alright, so maybe it's kinda fun.